July 4 PHOTO CHALLENGE

Errrm.... considering that the few friends I have are awfully close, I should just be diplomatic and post my brother's or sister's picture instead....... but that would be a lie, and I hate lies

      Meet AK, he's my best friend, he knows. Now one makes me laugh half as much as he does, he's the only one that makes me laugh when I'm angry or/and sad(which happens a lot). You see, we grew up together so he's more of a brother. I hate him 'cause the goat is so gonna gloat when he sees this, he's worth it tho. No, this is not gay, if that crossed your mind you are a castrated cow! He's my bruv.

July 3 PHOTO CHALLENGE

A funny picture

You're probably laughing your insane ass of right now, if not, well, to put it bluntly, you have absolutely no sense of humor.
       I see this picture and the first thing or person that comes to mind is....... Rick Ross. I mean, does he ever see his penis? Even his sagging stomach would be too heavy to lift when he wants to look at his pee-pee in the mirror, and it's probably little sef, I hear fat people usually have small tambolos, hehehe. ;)
      I'm thin tho, and you've probably heard the myth about about thin black men........ except..... it's not a myth.

July 2 PHOTO CHALLENGE

Yerr! Second photo day, stolen DP shey, this isn't easy considering I've stolen an awful lot of DPs, but considering I'm not using a BlackBerry anymore I haven't stolen any in while.......... So stolen DP, here we go 

 

  Chose this one because my childhood was filled with a lot of this, hell, my siblings still tease me that I'm adopted (I'm the last child), not that there's anything wrong with being adopted, it's just the way they say it that makes me feel so bad! And my insane friends too :( they don't help matters, they were the ones who started the crap, saying because I'm dark and everyone else is fair, and that I'm ugly and everyone else is fine. I know I'm not adopted sha, even though I do not have any, not even one childhood picture, and my Birth Certificate got lost and they had to make another one when I was about to gain admission into secondary school, I know I'm not, why? I'm what you call a chip off the old block, a carbon copy of my father, my biological father!!! I even got my writing skills from him sef, so yerr, fuck you Junior, Ak, Gem, Tolu, I'm not adopted!

JULY 1 PHOTO CHALLENGE

Its July 1 so it's time for my first picture. Today's own says "words to live by" so here it is

  I make mistakes an awful lot and I tend to have a bunch of regrets, but whenever I think of this short phrase it makes me kinda feel better knowing that my mistakes actually help me grow to become a better person.
    We all make mistakes, it's human nature, we are supposed to. Like a poster I saw recently on a commercial bus that says "all men fail, but it's the great ones that rise again", keeping in mind that every failure you have ever encountered isn't actually a "failure" but just a lesson on how to live better, like Thomas Edison said after failing so many times while trying to invent the light bulb, he didn't fail, he just learnt ways how not to make a light bulb.

PHOTO CHALLENGE

   Hope I spelled challenge right, anyways, I came across this in one of my stalking fiesta, particularly on excoolnerd's blog, (she's awesome, I wish she would write more often) and I kinda stole the idea.
   It's a photo challenge where you post a picture based on a particular theme previously stated, she wrote her themes on a picture, but considering how wack I am, I'll just state them here........ I'm sorry.
July 1: Words to live by
       2: Stolen DP
       3: Funny picture
       4: Someone who makes me laugh
       5: What I ate for breakfast
       6: A sad picture
       7: My hair
       8: My favorite football club
       9: I can't go a day without this item
       10: Weird super hero
       11: Nails
       12: Favorite shirt
       13: Inside my bag
       14: Something old
       15: Something new
       16: Something borrowed
       17: Makes me smile
       18: Favorite shoes
       19: Now playing
       20: Tweet favorite
       21: A ridiculous buy
       22: Favorite picture of self
       23: 7pm
       24: One gay thing in my life
       25: Something I wish I was eating
       26: Makes me angry
       27: A stupid picture
       28: iWish
       29: Drool
       30: Last movie I saw
       31: Embarrassing turn-on
  And that is all! Kinda  fun tho don't you think? :D.

My Neighbour The ManWhore

    I'm not really a fan of topics like this, I really am not, but I've been challenged to write something "serious" and this is the only thing that comes to mind.
   You see, I sometimes come off as one of those religion freaks (maybe I am), I know some eejits I call friends would be laughing their insane asses off right now because I can really be, to use a religious word, "carnal". Well, maybe I really am carnal, but who cares anyway, that's not why we are here. To borrow what a wise friend was said (yes, you Samsudeen) "isn't it funny how religion manages to spread enough hate and not nearly enough love" (edited that a little because I'm wiser :D).
       Okay, so religions preach Love yea? I mean, Christianity certainly does, as a matter of fact, that's what we've been talking about in my fellowship for the past month or so, so I was surprised when a certain head of a particular notable Christian Association in Nigeria actually suggested that Christians should retaliate rather than sitting ducks to the recent Boko Haram attacks which a certain hat wearing clueless mufu leading our dear old country has refused to do anything about, that's for another day. What happened to turning the other cheek?What happened to praying for our enemies like Jesus taught?
     Anyways, I was talking to my Muslim friends the other day (I happen to have a lot of them) and they told me about how the Quaran talks about love and accepting you neighbor's beliefs and all that and I just don't seem to get the reason for the attacks, but that's not why you jobless people are reading this, I'm here to talk about religion not politics, sorry to digress........... I lied, I'm not sorry, die!
      They also taught me very recently in fellowship that one thing I must have in common with my friends is my God, so I thought to myself, does that mean I have to dump all my friends? Cos like I said, an awful bunch of them are Muslims, and 70% of the ones left are just "church-goers", I mean, what happened to the golden rule? What happened to love your neighbor as yourself? So I shouldn't love my neighbor if my neighbor is a Muslim? I shouldn't love him because he's a man-whore? (KC that's your sub). I don't get it.
         But it's religion, most of us do not anyway, and those who do probably aren't perfect either. But I just want to serve my God, I just want to have fun doing it, I just want to love my friends.

Its a Gay World.

Woww! Not posted anyfn here in like a month, things have been crazy!!! My exam timetable was awful, I had like 6 courses back to back, blogging was the last thing on my mind, took a break from twitter sef which I thought wud av been IMPOSSIBLE.
Well now I'm back and I hope I avnt lost touch cos I haven't written anyfn in a long while.
I was recently thinking on what to blog about and I was writing 'potential' topics in my jotter when a friend saw me and asked what I was writing and I told him about my blog, d next thing the block-head said was that blogging's gay............................. Excuse me!?
I thought to myself, what a perfect topic to write about, how everyfn is so gay now, u tweet too much dey say its gay, u ping too much dey say its gay, u listen to only foreign music dey say its gay, u wear pencil jeans or skinnies they say its gay, watching E! is gay, every damn thing is gay! Like what d fuck isn't gay now? Cos I don't wnt to seem gay I shud start listening to the shallow excuse for music TerryG sings (that's not music sef) I shud start puttin on baggy and end up looking like sum1 dey pushed into a sack? I shud start watching the famous African Magic that reduces ones IQ at a record breakin rate?! What exactly shud I do?
I have this pink plimsoles dat I love, I wore it to a friend's room one day and his roommate said I was............ wait for it........ *drumroll* GAY!!! Well I told him never to call me that if he hasn't caught me and his dad in bed together, yes I did! And he just went speechless (I usually av dat effect on pple ;) :D) And what's with d 'gay' thing sef?, is dat meant to be an insult?! Bunch of homophobes! Not my readers tho, u guys r d best. :* *yimu*